If at first you don't succeed, don't skydive.
Rice is great when your hungry and you want 2,000 of something.
Do Chinese kids get English tatoos?
Alcoholism is the only disease you get yelled at for having.
Which way does a compass point in space?
When it comes to race, people always say, I dont care weather thier black, white, purple or green. Now common, purple and green, you got to draw the line somewhere. To hell with the purple people.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I will just ask where their going and hook up with them later.
When French people swear, do they say pardon my English?
If the number 13 is unlucky, then so should the letter B. It is just a squished togeather 13. I feel sorry for BOB.
Why do they put an out of order sign at an escalator? Why dosen't it just say stairs?
An easy way to whiten you teeth is to get a tan.
It takes 46 muscles to frown, but only 4 to flip that guy off.
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